blood on the dance floor, pubic hair on the bathroom floor

This piece is a spoof of Michael Jackson's number, but it is also my true encounter!!!

The tenant got our room and all its frames
The man knows the rules of the rental game
But he put the landlord under near-insanity
When the bathroom floor was littered with his vanity
With a fair share of his pubic, yes pubic hair

How does it feel
To know we got a bad deal
He must be out to kill
With the moss of his willy Bill

Every toilet stance
Is like takin’ a chance
And now i'm gonna get it
As i avoid the pubic hair bit by bit

Now you bet that we do regret
Over pubic hair shavings we have to fret
To escape the hairy patterned prance
I’ve got to do that complicated toe dance

Seemed that everything was not on my side
Only good thing the pubic hair was not dyed
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it
Ain't this man a fiend
With so much hair up his butt end
After each bath, it happened so fast

If only i could erase the past