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Friday, March 31, 2006

welcome to the house of chen

{the post title brings me back to SCA days when we sang "Upstairs at the house of Wang". oh, nostalgia sets in...}

WHEN Nu Wa fused the rocks in order to repair the heavens, she took thirty-six thousand, five hundred and one stones of enormous size from the Wu Ji Peak among the Da Huang Hills. Thirty-six thousand, five hundred of these she used, and the one solitary stone which was rejected as useless, was thrown at the foot of the Qing Geng Peak. The fusion of this stone had, however, endowed it with spiritual perception, with power of motion and of self contraction and expansion. Perceiving that all its companion stones were used for repairing the heavens, and that it only was rejected as useless and shut out from the selected ones, the stone was vexed and grieved, and passed its days and nights in pining and lamentation. One day, while the stone was thus sighing and sorrowing, a Buddhist and a Taoist priest came unexpectedly within view. Arrived at the foot of the hill, they sat down to rest and talk. Seeing the stone lying there, fresh, glossy, bright and smooth, contracted to about the size of a fan handle, they were immensely pleased with it.

Taking it in his hand, the Buddhist priest said smiling, "One may see from the appearance of this stone that it is endowed with life and spiritual perception, but it is without any practical value; we must engrave a few characters on it, so that men may know that it is an extraordinary stone."

"Then we will take you, Oh stone! to a brilliant and flourishing country, to a cultivated and courteous family employed in the service of the state, to a place of luxury and delight, where there are blossoming flowers and waving willows, where beauty and prosperity are supreme, we will take you there."

Great was the delight of the stone on hearing this, and it said, "But I do not yet know what words you will write upon me, or to what place you will carry me. Tell me, I pray."

The priest replied, "There is no need for you to ask, you will know all in good time," and he put the stone in his sleeve, and, together with the Taoist priest, disappeared.

Whither they went, it is impossible to say, nor is it known how many ages had passed, when a priest, seeking the truth of Metempsychosis, passed by this hill side and saw a stone with the traces of writing clearly visible on its face.

On the back of the stone was the following: --

Yong Xin

You must be wondering why the stone has a mixture of a Chinese character and Latin alphabets making up hanyu pinyin of the second part of an Oriental name. Aren't we in China?

Well, because it's the quirky me at work again. Right, enough of my lousy translation skills. I'm introducing my Chinese name to all.

The 2 characters in the red squares below replaces the hanyu pinyin above.



They are derived from the full phrase of 'YONG ZAN XIN ZI', which is a line from an age-old poem.

Individually, the characters' meaning are:
YONG: sing / recite
ZAN: approve of / favour / agree with / endorse
XIN: flourishing on a happy occasion
ZI: dancer's posture and movement

That is loosely equivalent to a multi-talented singing n dancing superstar in modern terms.

And do you know that the particular 'YONG' is no longer available in modern simplified Chinese dictionaries? I had to tweak my Chinese input software to get this damned traditional character out.

So, that makes me a rare breed of superstar.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

i want jewellery dazzled by music

Music brings beauty and rhythm
into our lives.
Think~
What if music inspired diamonds?
Excited gold?
Made sapphires sing?

Why, then we'd have truly what i call music jewellery.
{not those costume jewellery like semiquaver pendants or clef earrings made of rodium!}

Swing your bling to the glam rock beat, or sway to dulcet jazz tones.
This is sophistication in every riff and every chord.

I want my own Tiffany.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

what are copywriters paid for?

True to my zodiac sun-sign which explains me being a fussy, fastidious perfectionist, i always spot copy mistakes in advertisements right away.

In a glossy artcard brochure by Poh Heng peddling one of their jewellery collections, i saw a typo error "oppulence" in one of the pages showcasing a set of blue topaz necklace and bracelet worth S$32,000 and S$9,200 respectively.

For a set of gems selling at a five-digit figure, why can't they just get the copy all spelled correctly before going to print? There ain't much copy to be written for jewellery anyway.

Similarly, my GM paid Triad Communications S$450 for one page of letter copywriting for a sensitive and potential-complaint-inviting issue, but i ended up doing all the work for the agency, ergo amending their customer-unfriendly text and formulating politically-correct FAQ answers. I should be paid that money instead.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

get the picture?

at first, i thought it was a blatant typo error in a poorly-designed brochure by some media school called the Chatsworth Academy.

but, apparently, they were trying to 'bridge creativity and reality' into one.

i don't know if i can do better, but i am really not convinced of the 'crealtivity'. hahaha.

on a separate note, i learnt much about intertextuality, and the big difference between art and design. *thumbs up*

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

so now i have 2 more identities...

...to add to my long list of idiosyncracies. Here's an excerpt from this afternoon's msn convo:


Norb Talk: Countdown to the death of my van says: i tried to read ur blog, i got a headache
Norb Talk: Countdown to the death of my van says: u r like dumbledore, put all his tots into the pensive
:: jen :: [a costly opportunity cost] says: i'm also like marvin, that melancholic robot in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Norb Talk: Countdown to the death of my van says: depressed all the time
:: jen :: [a costly opportunity cost] says: so extreme it's funny to watch


today, i did a mini colour psychology test at an advertising talk by this senior copywriter at Asatsu-DK Singapore . i chose the color indigo to represent me. Why am i not surprised to know that i am thus defined as bluesy and melancholic in perpetuum?

i wanna be lil' miss happy!!

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Monday, March 20, 2006

photo of the day


i grabbed this pic off a friendster profile in my list cos i found their expressions highly amusing. One is absorbed in showcasing his tongue stud to the world and the other is equally engrossed in delivering a shocked reaction to that stud.

Applying the principles of design, this pic is also a perfect example of formal balance achieved by the 2 photographed persons in a symmetrical arrangement. Note that you could visually divide the paper in half and there would be a face on both sides. No one dominates the picture; neither person appears to be more important than the other. The imaginary line of symmetry balances the two beautifully, and coupled with those award-winning expressions, the pic could well win any amateur photography contest.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

are you comfortable?

i want to convert my bed
into a translucent cube
and then snug-fit myself
into the 4th
dim corner, holding my
ashva gandha capsules.

it seems inviting in an esoteric way.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

i'm looking for Bae Yong Jun...

...oh look! there he is!

Singapore's Bae Yong Jun

No need to watch Winter Sonata, just watch Contestant K (CHEN MING SHEN ALEXANDER) in the NTUC HANGUK Star Look-Alike Contest in action!

The real BaeYJ sports an almost effeminate Harry Potter vacuous smile, but the similarly bespectacled AlexBae's stronger laugh lines and hearty smiles are equally suave, if not even more so if viewed with biased eyes of the GF and Pantomime, hee.

He is certainly no fraudster like this photo-less poseur i stumbled upon at some japanese 'love classifieds' - ugh.

Please, click here to vote for this hearthrob, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A NTUC UNION MEMBER. (such a protectionist contest, hmmph!!)

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Friday, March 10, 2006

dayang, dayang sampan

I'm off to Pulau Dayang for scuba diving in 10 hours' time! It's been over a year since getting certified as an advanced open water diver in 2004, and I haven't had the opportunity to do much diving the past year. So this dive trip over the coming weekend is eagerly anticipated!

All's done: renewed my passport, packed my wetsuit, bikinis and high heels (haha)! I hope to conquer my fear of night dives by the end of this year.

Pulau Dayang is part of the Johor Marine Park together with Pulau Aur and Pulau Pemanggil. It is located about 67 km off the coast of Mersing on southeast Peninsular Malaysia. It is separated from Pulau Aur by the narrow Dayang channel.

Here's where i'm going in case you miss me terribly and can stare at the map to pray for me and wonder if i'm frolicking with mermaids and manta rays :)

Byebye!

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

i must be mistaken

Once in a while, i engage in crazy acts on purpose, such as searching for songs with my name on limewire or ego surfing on the internet.

Today, a innocuous typo error in the spelling of my blog address with my butter fingers brought me to http://horrorfreeze.blogpsot.com/. I had to type it out cos i did not bookmark it in my office pc.

Click it, there's no virus there. There shouldn't be, cos it is supposedly a 'mega site of Bible studies and information' of a whooping 6000 pages, with a quote saying "If it's in the Bible, it should be on this site".

Just one difference in one letter of the alphabet transports me to another world...BUT why would a religious site have such a meaningless URL which is neither a blog or angst-filled like mine? i can't figure this out.

Maybe i am destined to have a alter-identity: doctrine-citing bible scholar? website evangelist? Come to think of it, CHC teaches me to be a full-time minister and a part-time whatever-job-you're-in :)

It's really weird though.

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Sunday, March 05, 2006

the school of hard knocks

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

ASSMOSIS.The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO. The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato

STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and red tape processes.

OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

10 drunken poses

a mandatory credit mention: *courtesy of ave's journal*

people go crazy when drunk

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Friday, March 03, 2006

2006 movie line-up

If any market research survey asks me how many movies i watch per month, i will just gonna say one for now, according to the following list (which will probably increase when the film fest comes along)

March 30 - Ice Age 2
April 6 - Tristan and Isolde
May 25 - X Men : The Last Stand
June 1 - Thank You For Smoking
August 17 - My Super Ex-Girlfriend
September 7 - The Devil Wears Prada

Please feel free to date me! :))

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for the record

|jenny c| |singaporean|cantonese| |virgo|hetereosexual| |24august|telok blangah| |deer-lookalike|i'm a dear| |music & journalism| |desires to be serenaded| |abuses literary devices| |unwilling perfectionist| |clings on to idealism|
|goes for all or nothing|
|vehemently loyal in love|
|gives glory to God| horrorfreeze[at]gmail.com

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where the hell is J

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