Dear Mr David Bu,
You have 1 room left, I have 1 life to give. I will be responsible for all the 4 walls of your room, and friendly even to the insects in the garden. I am tidy because i arrange my clothes according to colours, and my books according to height. i am a happy, delirious tenant who has no skeletons in the closet. I enjoy multiculture, and also cultured milk. I smoke an average of zero cigarettes per day, and am house-proud and homely by nature. I am willing to be grounded by you for 1 year and 1 month. Please rent the room to me.
Yours sincerely,
A soon-to-be RMIT student from Singapore
You have 1 room left, I have 1 life to give. I will be responsible for all the 4 walls of your room, and friendly even to the insects in the garden. I am tidy because i arrange my clothes according to colours, and my books according to height. i am a happy, delirious tenant who has no skeletons in the closet. I enjoy multiculture, and also cultured milk. I smoke an average of zero cigarettes per day, and am house-proud and homely by nature. I am willing to be grounded by you for 1 year and 1 month. Please rent the room to me.
Yours sincerely,
A soon-to-be RMIT student from Singapore
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