William shud be Hung
William shud seriously be Hung on a rope for accepting the offer of a lifetime – a record contract and music video production deal with Koch Entertainment, the largest independent record company in America.
William shud also be Hung for his unbelievable luck in releasing his full-length record, titled 'Inspiration' and launching his new music video for 'She Bangs', where he gyrates with some bang-able babes in a raincoat and gold bling-blings.
William shud be Hung for being an anti-idol, yet worshipped by fans worldwide, with his website receiving millions of hits per day. My blog only receives 10 hits per year. hahaha!
William shud be Hung for making me sob in my failed auditioning recollections.
Though William shud NOT be Hung for inspiring everyone who sings in the shower, and for imbibing in us his values of 'try-your-best-even-though-you-have-no-professional-training', William keychains and posters will never be Hung in my room, but you may catch a sneak peek of me imitating his hip spasms and jerky dance moves, if you ask me nicely. =P
burp. anyway, go willy go!
William shud also be Hung for his unbelievable luck in releasing his full-length record, titled 'Inspiration' and launching his new music video for 'She Bangs', where he gyrates with some bang-able babes in a raincoat and gold bling-blings.
William shud be Hung for being an anti-idol, yet worshipped by fans worldwide, with his website receiving millions of hits per day. My blog only receives 10 hits per year. hahaha!
William shud be Hung for making me sob in my failed auditioning recollections.
Though William shud NOT be Hung for inspiring everyone who sings in the shower, and for imbibing in us his values of 'try-your-best-even-though-you-have-no-professional-training', William keychains and posters will never be Hung in my room, but you may catch a sneak peek of me imitating his hip spasms and jerky dance moves, if you ask me nicely. =P
burp. anyway, go willy go!
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