eat ur shoe, loser!

Sometimes i wonder and ponder over this rhetorical question: if i am declared non-existent in this world, or if i disappear into thin air suddenly, will anyone notice at all? i try my best to be harmonious, funny, caring, creative, inspiring to other human beans, but why do i feel i'm a praying mantis most of the time?

Forget about trying to impress. If someone says to me: "i bet you can't do [xxx], you loser! i'll eat my shoe if you can!"

I'll reply with angst: "WELL, PREPARE YOUR CHILLI SAUCE TO EAT UR SHOE!" See who's the real loser!